1. He can drink just about anyone under the table. So much so that he tried to get a job at a brewery:
2. When something “Grinds His Gears” he makes sure everybody knows about it. This was going on for a year and a half when the conversation became football…
3. They constantly set examples of good parenting:
4. When this guy rips a fart, it is unparalleled in stench and volume:
5. He has an amazing wife/girlfriend that puts up with his cruder habits:
6. He’s probably the fattest friend you know:
7. This person is always ready to stand up for his buds, even if it involves squaring up…
Share with your friends who are your Peter Griffin(s)!